Nathanisms for the week

Mommy: "Nathan, you need to obey."

Nathan: "Not today."

(thanks for the heads-up, buddy, on what our day is going to be like)

Mommy: "Nathan, I said 'no'."

Nathan: "I say 'yes'."

(my oh-so-agreeable child)

Nathan: "ABCDEFG... what does that mean?"

(seriously, child, are you going to ask for the meaning of life at age 2?)

Nathan: "Look, there are two granddad's."

(while looking at a picture of my dad and his twin brother)